Road-Kill Pasta

• 1 lb pasta (any kind)
• 12 lb asparagus, steamed
• 12 cup smoked turkey breast (or roast beast, and other toasty, roasty meats) or 12 cup bacon (or roast beast, and other toasty, roasty meats) or 12 cup ham (or roast beast, and other toasty, roasty meats) or 12 cup any other road-kill meat (or roast beast, and other toasty, roasty meats)
• 18 cup dark truffle oil
• 1 tablespoon red pepper flakes
• 1 garlic clove, minced
• 1 teaspoon salt
• 1 teaspoon pepper

1. cook pasta per package instructions.
2. warm fry pay with oil (olive oil works fine!
3. ), heat and add rest of ingredients.
4. Saute for a song or so.
5. Toss with pasta and enjoy!
6. xo.
7. FarmGirl.

pasta, turkey, truffle oil, red pepper, garlic, salt, pepper

Taken from www.food.com/recipe/road-kill-pasta-126543 (may not work)