Mama Vaun's Meatloaf

• 2 roasted garlic heads
• 1 12 roasted red onions
• 1 roasted green pepper
• 4 chicken livers, mashed (baby food style)
• ground beef (coarse, chili-style)
• ground veal (pick all or just one) or ground pork (pick all or just one) or ground turkey (pick all or just one)
• 2 eggs
• breadcrumbs
• oyster sauce (Asian Section of Supermarket, Great Stuff!)
• Worcestershire sauce
• 1 (2 ounce) package Lipton Beef and Onion Soup mix
• paprika
• salt and pepper (heavy on the p)
• fresh thyme (& or or any other spice you like)
• 2 dried bay leaves, crushed
• 2 carrots, shredded (large)
• mushroom, chopped small (dry or fresh)

1. Ok, I don't measure, I only cook.
2. Review the recipe closely and you can figure how much of what for yourself.
3. First Step, make your self a little drink (your favorite wine or vodka & cranberry w/ crushed ice, whatever), light up a cigarette (optional), turn on the radio, drink 1/3 of drink before food prep.
4. Roast Garlic, onion& pepper.
5. Cool.
6. Chop up small.
7. Mix everything together.
8. Mold, cover and place in fridge for 2 hours.
9. Bake 300F degrees until done 1 1/4-3/4 hours .
10. Cover for half of the cooking time.
11. Problems in paradise.
12. Send your loved one to work with a meatloaf sandwich on potato bread w/ a little mayo (an aphrodisiac), remember the extras; candy bar, napkins, fruit juice, fruit, carrot sticks, chips, love note promising mad, passionate lovemaking at the end of the day, granola bar, small salad, a mint, cookies, what ever she/he likes, et cetera.
13. Prepare as if she/he paid $8.50 for it.
14. Works like a charm.

garlic, red onions, green pepper, chicken livers, ground beef, ground veal, eggs, breadcrumbs, oyster sauce, worcestershire sauce, onion soup mix, paprika, salt, thyme, bay leaves, carrots, mushroom

Taken from www.food.com/recipe/mama-vauns-meatloaf-10180 (may not work)