Best Turkey Ever!!! No Kidding

• 12 lbs whole turkey
• 1 bottle of your favorite whiskey
• 2 loaves white bread
• 1 loaf brown bread
• 12 cup margarine
• 1 medium onion
• 4 tablespoons sage
• 1 cup chicken broth

1. 1 Go buy a turkey
2. 2 Take a drink of whisky
3. 3 Put turkey in the oven
4. 4 Take another 2 drinks of whisky
5. 5 Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. 6 Take 3 more whiskys of drink
7. 7 Turk the bastey
8. 8 Whisky another bottle of get
9. 9 Ponder the meat thermometer
10. 10 Glass yourself a pour of whisky
11. 11 Bake the whisky for 4 hours
12. 12 Take the oven out of the turkey
13. 13 Floor the turkey up off of the pick
14. 14 Turk the carvey
15. 15 Get yourself another scottle of botch
16. 16 Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
17. 17 Bless the dinner and pass out.

turkey, favorite whiskey, loaves white bread, brown bread, margarine, onion, sage, chicken broth

Taken from www.food.com/recipe/best-turkey-ever-no-kidding-370342 (may not work)