All-Crustacean Canapes, Garnished with Deep-Fried Capers

• 2 cups small cooked shrimp, lobster, or lump crabmeat, coarsely chopped (use any 1 of the crustaceans or a mix of all 3)
• Enough mayonnaise to bind (about 1/3 to 1/2 cup)
• Enough paprika so it doesn't look anemic
• At least 1/2 cup chopped red onion
• At least 1/2 cup parmesan
• Salt and pepper to taste
• Small scallop shells for serving
• 1/4 cup large salt-packed capers
• 1 1/2 cups vegetable oil

1. Turn on broiler.
2. Mix all ingredients andif this is 1959put into scallop shells.
3. Run under broiler until brown and shiny, and serve with tiny cocktail forks.
4. If you are less retro, put on any sturdy cracker or black bread.
5. Run under broiler.
6. Invariably devoured.
7. Rinse capers and soak in fresh water.
8. After 1/2 hour, change water and soak for another 1/2 hour.
9. Remove capers and pat very dry.
10. Heat oil and fry capers in 2 batches, until quite crisp and lightly browned, about 30 seconds each.
11. Drain on paper towels and serve immediately.
12. Garnish the above or just serve in a bowl.

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Taken from www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/all-crustacean-canapes-garnished-with-deep-fried-capers-351160 (may not work)