Mama's Best Spaghetti Dinner

• 12 lb dry spaghetti noodles
• 1 (16 ounce) jar spaghetti sauce, any style
• 1 (16 ounce) bottle salad dressing, any

1. Set out pasta, jars of spaghetti sauce, croutons, a large pot, and a strainer the night before.
2. Attatch a note to the fridge detailing where to find lettuce and salad dressing(s).
3. Put note on counter detailing how much water to add to the pot.
4. Draw a map to help locate the stove, along with directions on how to turn it on, if necessary.
5. Arrive home at the last minute.
6. Smile and compliment his 'homecooked' meal.
7. Be prepared to spend the rest of the evening cleaning pasta from the ceiling.

noodles, salad dressing

Taken from www.food.com/recipe/mamas-best-spaghetti-dinner-222295 (may not work)