Swearing Like A Sailor Stuffed Eggplant

• Stuffed Eggplant
• 6 smallish eggplant - I prefer the white round types, or the paler purple oblong variety
• 1.5 cups cooked rice (white, brown, basmati, leftover Chinese takeout all work)
• 2 eggs, lightly beaten
• 1 cup freshly grated parmesian
• .5 cups toasted pine nuts
• .5 cups currants, plumped
• 1/2 cup toasted bread crumbs
• 1/4 cup mixed fresh herbs - basil & parsley & chervil work nicely
• fresh or dried thyme and oregano
• salt & pepper
• canola oil
• Tomato Sauce
• 2 quarts whole tomatoes, drained and rough chopped
• 3 garlic cloves, sliced
• 1/3-1/2 cups olive oil

1. Pierce eggplant all over with a fork.
2. Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil, add eggplant and boil for 20-30 minutes, depending on their size, or until fork tender. Remove from the water and cool slightly.
3. When cool enough to handle, slice eggplant in half lengthwise, preserving the skin (and half the stem on each half, if possible.) This is a good time to start swearing.
4. Scoop out the flesh of the eggplant, rough chop, and put it in a large bowl. Continue swearing a blue streak. They're unbelievably hot and the skin splits. Don't worry. You'll be able to fix this.
5. Add the rest of the ingredients to the eggplant and stir well. Taste and correct for seasoning.
6. Scooping some of the mixture in your hand, (really - use your hands) form it into a large egg shape and stuff the eggplant skins, piecing them together as necessary. Place them on a parchment lined sheet pan as you complete them.
7. Heat 1.5"-2" of canola oil in a deep saute pan. I use a cast iron pan. Send the kids out of the room. This is when the swearing really starts.
8. When the oil is hot, place two or three halves in the oil, skin side down. Cook for 2-3 minutes. Using two slotted spoons or a slotted spoon and a spatula, turn the whole blasted thing over without losing the stuffing. Yes, seriously. Cook another 2-3 minutes, until browned on the stuffing side. Remove to a rack lined with paper towels, stuffing side up.
9. When you have successfully browned all the eggplant, have a glass of wine. Really, that was a huge pain, wasn't it? Don't worry. It's worth it.
10. Preheat the oven to 375
11. Now, make the sauce. Heat the oil in a medium saucepan, add the garlic until starting to turn golden, then add the tomatoes, some salt and pepper, and cook for 20-25 minutes until it's good and saucy. (You can also use fresh tomatoes - about 5 lbs., peeled and chopped.)
12. Either use individual serving dishes large enough to hold two eggplant or a large rectangular baker. Pour the sauce in the bottom of the baking dish and place eggplant on top of the sauce. Cover with foil.
13. Bake 30 minutes, or until the sauce is bubbly.
14. Take a deep breath. Stop your swearing. Serve and enjoy.

eggplant, white round types, rice, eggs, freshly grated parmesian, nuts, currants, bread crumbs, herbs basil, thyme, salt, canola oil, tomato sauce, tomatoes, garlic, olive oil

Taken from food52.com/recipes/434-swearing-like-a-sailor-stuffed-eggplant (may not work)