Water Whip Pie Crust

• 1/2 c. Crisco
• 1/3 c. boiling water
• 1 Tbsp. milk
• 2 c. sifted flour
• 1 tsp. salt

1. Light
2. oven;
3. get
4. outtowl, utensils and ingredients. Remove blocks
5. and
6. toys from table.
7. Grease pan.track nuts. Measure 2 cups of flour; wash flour off him.temeasure flour. Put flour, baking
8. powder,
9. and salt in sifter.
10. Get dust pan and brush up pieces of bowl which Bobby knocked on floor.
11. Get another
12. bowl. Answer
13. doorbell.
14. Return
15. to kitchen.
16. Remove Bobby's hands
17. from bowl.
18. Wash
19. Bobby
20. again.
21. Get out eggs. Answer phone.
22. Take out
23. greased
24. pan.temovet/4 inch salt from pan.
25. Look
26. for Bobby.
27. Get
28. another
29. pan and grease it. Answer phone.
30. Return
31. to kitchen and find Bobby;
32. remove one hammer and six nails from bowl.
33. Remove nutshells from greased pan.
34. Remove
35. shortening from cat.
36. Head for Bobby, who flees, knocking
37. bowl
38. off
39. table.
40. Wash kitchen floor.
41. Wash table. Wash walls.
42. Wash dishes.
43. Call the baker.
44. Lie down!

crisco, boiling water, milk, flour, salt

Taken from www.cookbooks.com/Recipe-Details.aspx?id=215787 (may not work)