Recipe For A Happy Family

• 1 husband
• 1 wife
• children
• 1 Bible for each above
• 3 c. love
• 1 pkg. work
• 1 portion patience
• 1 portion forgiveness
• 1 portion understanding
• 1 small paddle
• 1 c. kisses

1. Mix thoroughly and sprinkle with awareness.
2. Bake in moderate oven of everyday life, using as fuel all the grudges and past unpleasantness.
3. Cool.
4. Turn out onto a platter of cheerfulness. Garnish with tears and laughter.
5. Don't forget to have one of the children say the blessing - Oh, Heavenly Father, we thank Thee for the food and remember the hungry.
6. We thank thee for health and remember the sick.
7. Thank thee for friends and remember the friendless.
8. May these remembrances stir us to service that thy gifts to us may be used for others.
9. Amen.

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Taken from www.cookbooks.com/Recipe-Details.aspx?id=341400 (may not work)