Recipe For A Happy Marriage

• 1 c. consideration
• 2 c. flattery, carefully concealed
• 2 c. praise
• 1 pinch in-laws
• 1 generous dash of cooperation
• 1 c. contentment
• 2 children (at least)
• 1 c. blindness to faults of others
• 2 c. milk of human kindness
• 1 gal. faith in God and each other
• 1 reasonable budget
• 3 tsp. pure extract of I'm sorry
• 1 c. confidence
• 1 c. encouragement
• 1 c. several hobbies

1. Take one child.
2. Mix with generous pats of good humor and understanding.
3. Blend in discipline as needed.
4. Surround with music, love of nature, pets and friends.
5. Bake in a warm, pleasant atmosphere.
6. Use large amounts of patience.
7. Do not be discouraged if at times objects do not seem to be turning out to your perfection.
8. Continue basting.
9. Before you realize it, your delight turns out even better than you had even hoped for.
10. Release when properly aged.

consideration, flattery, praise, generous, contentment, children, blindness to faults of others, milk, faith, reasonable budget, sorry, confidence, encouragement, several hobbies

Taken from www.cookbooks.com/Recipe-Details.aspx?id=395971 (may not work)