Really Really Good Whiskey Cake !!
- 1 cup water
- 1 teaspoon lemon juice
- 1 teaspoon baking soda
- 4 large eggs
- 1 cup sugar
- lots nuts
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 1 bottle whiskey
- 1 cup brown sugar
- 2 cups dried fruit
- 1 cup flour
- 1 teaspoon mixed spice
- Sample the whiskey to check quality.
- Take a large bowl, check the whiskey again.
- To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink-- repeat.
- Turn on the electric mixer.
- Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
- Add one teaspoon of sugar.
- Beat again.
- At this point it's best to make sure the whiskey is shtill OK.
- Try another cup-- just in case.
- Turn off the mixerer.
- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
- Pick fruit off floor.
- Mix on the turner.
- If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a sdrewscriver.
- Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.
- Next, sift two cups of salt.
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- Check the whiskey.
- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
- Add one table.
- Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
- Whatever you can find.
- Greash the oven and put in the fridge.
- Turn the cake 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
- Don't forget to beat off the turner.
- Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the whiskey and kick the cat.
- Fall into bed.
water, lemon juice, baking soda, eggs, sugar, lots nuts, salt, whiskey, brown sugar, flour, mixed spice
Taken from www.food.com/recipe/really-really-good-whiskey-cake-58613 (may not work)